You Think This is a Scam? You're Wrong...

We've gotten complaints about our sarcasm, and very direct, no BS, straight-talking style. But the complaints are never written by people who actually used our services. Negative "reviews" about us are always written by a person who didn't actually use our service! They called (or emailed us), and didn't like us on the phone (or email), so they posted a review claiming we're "a scam"...  In reality, a person can't be trusted as a valid "reviewer", if they didn't actually use the service! Even supposedly reputable sites like the BBB and Yelp, are full of fake "negative" reviews. 

If you walked into a restaurant, didn't "like" the hostess, and then posted a negative review claiming the food at the restaurant is awful... That is NOT a VALID review. You did not eat there, so you don't KNOW if the food at the restaurant is "awful"! 

NONE of the people who post negative reviews of our company actually USED the service (to completion). That means the "negative reviews" written about us are never valid! The truth is, we get consistently great testimonials from people who actually USED our service. Because people who actually use our service WIN their cases!

We've been providing speeding ticket defense information to customers since 2004. But we're warning you, we do it with gusto! For example, we always, write every email to you, IN ALL CAPS. Why? Because that enables us (and you) to quickly distinguish between your words and ours. We don't follow conventional rules about "ALL CAPS" meaning "yelling". If that annoys you, you can't deal with us, and you will instead be forced to lose, because you will end up with an expensive lawyer who will plea bargain your case (meaning you lose tons of money), an inferior competitor that fails to write you a custom defense (which means it won't work), defensive driving/traffic school (every losers "go to" move), or paying your fines and fees, and getting points and insurance increases as a result (the worst move possible). 

So, you see, some of the things we say to you on the phone or in emails, may amuse you, and some may annoy you. But unlike anyone else in this business, we will always stand by you, to make sure you win. Interacting with us may end up being one of the most interesting experiences of your life! If this company was "a scam" we wouldn't still be in business since 2004, prominently on all the search engines, recommended by court and DMV websites, with hundreds of verified reviews by actual people that USED our services, and steady "repeat" customers!   

WE INVENTED THIS BUSINESS.  

We're the Longest Running Speeding Site in the USA.  

We're the Leader in Our Industry Since 2004.  

WE ARE SPEEDTICKETBEATERS.COM!